This week we review the season four episode The Long Night.Mike thinks that fortune teller might have been full of shit, Joe would prefer if everything just took longer, and Sarah is relieved that Centauri murder weapons come in childpr...

This week we review the season four episode Falling Toward Apotheosis.Sarah is amused that they decided to name the slow lumbering and boring ship the Asimov, Joe does math on the Vorlon fleet's travel time, and Mike spouts Egyptian Zen...

This week we review the season four episode The Summoning.Joe explains the finer details of Admiral Nelson's strategy, Sarah wants to know what kinds of pets Cartagia has, while Mike wonders if Vorlon ships are mostly self-powered.<...

This week we review the season four episode Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi.Mike needs to trademark Shitr(TM), Joe thinks all B5 dive bars are connected via a wormhole network, and Sarah thinks Marcus might be having certain feelings...

This week we review the season four premier The Hour of the Wolf.Sarah wonders if G'Kar and Londo might actually share the same intelligence network on a time share, Mike philosophizes on the greater meanings of Londo's various coats, a...

This week we watch JMS' first live action show ever, Captain Power!Sarah wants to be a commodore, Joe teaches us all about Sven Thorsen, Mike thinks the plinth is a little gay, and Davey explains why the strobe lights are actually desig...

This week we have a special interview with none other than Jason Carter, aka Marcus Cole!Jason tells us what his final scene with Claudia Christian was like, how good Richard Biggs looked with his shirt off, and what it was like to watc...

This week we do the season 3 wrap up awards, the Anna Sheridan Awards.Joe, Sarah, and Mike discuss the best capes, best fisticuffs, and the most evil mega-corporation. We discuss the velvet painting in the bar, what the Shadows and Vorl...

This week we review the season three finale Zha'Ha'Dum.Sarah thinks the Shadow's capital city might have bad feng Shui, Mike thinks the Sheridans are in a polycule, and Joe thinks the Shadows are very anti-labor.Spoiler-free dis...

This week we review the season three episode Shadow Dancing.Joe gives us fun vampire facts, Mike almost deploys Bayes' Theorem, and Sarah reads from the Babylon 5 Visitor’s Guide that she just made up.Spoiler-free discussion: 0:...

This week we review the season three episode And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place.Mike notes that the door made of bars is not a cone of silence, Joe expresses opinions on AI, and Sarah wonders if the minister thinks he's tipping the...

This week we review the season three episode Grey 17 is Missing.Sarah wants to know what the Warrior Caste would look like on the picket line, Joe does a fairly convincing Clint Eastwood impression, and Mike tries to determine which gro...

This week we review the season three episode Walkabout.Mike points out that all warlocks and vampires look the same to him, Joe explains Vorlon existence, and Sarah ponders instruments from the Mos Eisley Overstock Catalog.Note:...

This week we review the season three episodes War Without End Parts 1&2.Sarah tries to carefully track the time pancakes, but then gives up, Joe figures out why all the Fusion™ reactors are melting down when that should be impossibl...

This week we review the season three episode Interludes and Examinations.Mike gets distracted by Stephen's pecs and completely forgets what's going on, Sarah really doesn't want to discuss Garibaldi's Kuato, and Joe gets nostalgia for B...

This week we review the season three episode Ship of Tears.Sarah wants to discuss the psychology of the male chair, Joe is pretty sure Mike Vejar was really into Kubrick, and Mike still thinks Kosh is an asshole.Spoiler-free dis...

This week we review the season three episode A Late Delivery from Avalon.Joe is impressed by the historical accuracy of Our Flag Means Death, Sarah gives us a lesson on German compound nouns, and Mike gets distracted by Franklin's hot t...

This week we review the season three episode Sic Transit Vir.Mike finds the Platonic Form of WTF is That, Joe thinks JMS is using the costume department to torture Jeff Conway, and Sarah runs a census on the different production departm...

This week we review the season three episode Ceremonies of Light and Dark.Joe points out how stupid certain Donald Rumsfeld quotes are, Sarah wonders how long it will take for those coffins to get to the sun, and Mike explains the missi...

This week we review the season three episode Severed Dreams.Sarah is pretty sure Zathras is involved, Joe waxes rhapsodic about pirates and Churchill, and Mike is pretty sure you're a red shirt if you're assigned to the Nimrod.S...

This week we review the season three episode Point of no Return.Joe practices his 40s newscaster voice; Sarah makes fun of fans who recite minute details from episodes seasons ago, while Mike recites minute details from episodes seasons...

This week we review the season three episode Messages From Earth.Mike spoils The Fugitive, Joe notes that the jewelry cart may have leveled up, and Sarah is sad because she really wanted her Jupiter fire.Spoiler-free discussion:...

This week we review the season three episode Exogenesis.Mike doesn't know why there's a jail in that room, Joe is pretty sure this is a crossover episode, and Sarah needs to update the Season 3 bingo card.Spoiler-free discussion...

This week we review the season three episode Dust to Dust.Joes thinks JMS is keeping the set designers in cages inside the hot tub factory, Sarah collects Yiddish insults, and Mike tries to figure out the difference between a bandolier ...

This week we review the season three episode Voices of Authority.Sarah is tired of hearing about the Shadow War without seeing any war, Mike just realized how many candy wind chimes are on sale in the zocolo, and Joe is pretty sure in 2...